My Artistic but Expressive Songs and Drawings

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My Artistic but Expressive Songs and Drawings

Viola! I know French...Here is my collection of original art. I don't really have anything witty to put here. Just pretend there is and laugh. It's just as good.

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^Look.It's techno music.(Corny drum sound after corny joke)

Ode to the Chicken Wing

I like chicken with fried rice

It tastes good, it tastes nice

I like chicken, I like cheese

I wanna cheesy chicken burger please, please, please

White meat, dark meat...it's all good

If I could eat chicken now, then I would

Chicken in the day, chicken in the night

As long as it's chicken, it's alright

Theres chicken wing, there's chicken thigh

Sprinkle on M.J. and you'll get high

I wonder why chickens cannot fly

But it doesn't matter when they're fried

Happy Family by The Ramones (not mine)

I got the lyrics....here they are!!

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Siting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the President
I'm friends with the Pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling Daddy's dope

Gummybears

ABCD

LSD

Gummybears are chasing me

Some are green and some are blue

But that red bastards got my shoe

Every time it looks at me

I piss my pants and start to flee

The Vegetarian (Goes to "In the End" by Linkin Park)

It starts with

One thing / I don't know how

I though one day, "Hey, I'm eatin' a cow."

I switched to salad and made this ballad

To keep in my head

"I don't eat meat."

Greens are a nutritious food

It makes you real strong and your body look good

I eat tofu;the alternative meat

With a side of red beets

"Bon Apetit"

Made my own recipe

It was a pizza topped with zucchini

I cooked too long; I didn't even see

I burnt up the crust on my

Pizza pie

I had to face all the facts and give up Big Macs

I tried really hard

All the cows you see will eventually be a King Supreme

On the grill of a:

Burger King

And Mickey D's

They slap on buns

And put it in a wrapper

When you eat fish

Please grant my wish

Just take that food

And flush it down the crapper

One thing / I don't know how

I thought one day, "Hey, I'm eatin' a cow."

I switched to salad and made this ballad

To keep in my head

"I don't eat meat."

I doesn't even matter how much I beg

One by one they chow down on the chicken legs

Not that I wanted any

But a chicken's nest is now

So empty

You tried to face all the facts and give up Big Macs

You tried really hard

All the cows you see will eventually be a leather seat

In the back of an:

SUV

It's sad to see

But eating lamb

Just makes me even sadder

A T-bone steak; a slice of beef

Why must we kill to get us even fatter?

I promise I am for

The all mighty vegetable

And I shall fight

Against the carnivores today

O.J. the Handsome Halfback (Goes to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

O.J. the handsome halfback

Had a very shiny knife

And if you ever saw it

You'd be fearing for your life

All of the other killers

Used a gun or Tylenol

Some of the really smart ones

Used a whole can of Lysol

Then one unsuspecting day

O.J. took a knife

Jumped into his white Bronco

Played some golf and stabbed his wife

Now he is in the court room

Being judged by the jury

They don't know what to do know

Put him in jail or set him free

The Getaway

Years ago in NY State

A man named Henry Ford

Came out with the first known car

Which no one could afford

But now the years have passed them by

And I drive an Accord

A warrant's out for my arrest

My parents cried, "Oh,Lord!"

That's why I gotta ditch the cops

I don't slow down for anyone

I speed through all the stops

I could of pulled right over if I didn't smuggle pot

I'm aimin for the border

I gotta ditch the cops

Now not too long ago

I only had a permit

My second class was Driver's Ed

My teacher's name was Kermit

I shifted out of second gear

And he began to scream

"You're driving way too fast, my boy!"

And I said, "So it seems."

That's why I gotta ditch the cops

I'm facing counts of DUI

(I drank a fifth of Schnopps)

I tried to floor a drawbridge

And I did, but not the cops

'Cause when it comes to ramps

I always come out on top

They made a barricade

And spike strips they had laid

One thing that they forgot to do

Was to blockade all the exits

Oh, they didn't have a clue

Now I've P.O.d all the cops

I've levelled 13 Port-A-Jons

And still I do not stop

I'm the first priority

In the eyes of Spec Ops

The tension's getting tighter

I gotta ditch the cops

My tank is getting empty

(My getaway's big glitch)

I wish that I could bail right out

Too bad that I'm not rich

I'm starting to get road rage

Screaming out the window,"B!+(&!"

Then I sped right 'cross the border

I got through without a hitch

Oh, the cops I had outhunk

I scoff at this from Mexico

Drink beer until I'm drunk

One factor I'd forgotten was the teacher in the trunk

"Oh well," I said,"Let's party

to some cool Latino funk"

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